how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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