I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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