1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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