This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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