I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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