Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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