Your tits are I can't wait for
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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