gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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