Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
