omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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