I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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