Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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