Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You smell like stripper and shame
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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