He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So vagazzling was a success
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
