Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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