You just made me feel so damn special
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
How's work?
Spinning.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
