I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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