Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
So squirting runs in the family.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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