Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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