god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
where am i from again
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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