What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
