He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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