Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Are we still banned from the library?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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