i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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