Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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