oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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