Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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