i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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