More tranny stories later!
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
This toilet bowl is my home.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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