Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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