He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i think i just lost a toe
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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