is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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