I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Who died my cat blue again?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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