is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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