i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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