apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
tell me about the fingering
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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