Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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