She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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