love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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