Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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