Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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