i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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