Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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