I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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