Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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