i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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