He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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