I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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