their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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