And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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