A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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