you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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