I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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