And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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