i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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