yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
