The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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