i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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