So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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